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    Demand It!!!

     

    Do NOT accept Sham-Poo!!

     

    shampoo

     
    ...demand the real poo!!
     
     

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    What..Me Worry?

     

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    I know that its the weekend and should just chill out, but........

     

    IM WORRIED

     

    .......there are things goin' on the world that are disturbing me!!!

     

    What to do with Mugabe?

     
    Wouldn't it be nice if the world could actually do something about maniac dictators like Mugabe?
     
    Well...I have a few ideas!
     
     

    Mugabe Cartoon

     
    IDEA # 1
     
    Punish all of the weak African nations that have supported Mugabe or merely failed to speak when they could have.
     
    I would recommend cutting off ALL aid and imposing trading sanctions!
     
    These countries would be banding together in no time to form an invasion force and the problem would be solved within a month!!!
     
     

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    IDEA # 2
     
    Simply have Mugabe assassinated!
     
    All of his cronies would be so busy fighting each other for power that it would be an easy matter for the opposition MDC to make a deal with the military to support its assumption of power.
     
    Another election would need to be held, and of course without the presence of intimidation, the MDC would  win resoundingly!!
     
     

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    26 Juni

    Vision of a Simple World?

     

    Have a careful look at this map...

     

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    ...could this blast from the past be a possibility in the future, with the Soviet Republic being replaced by the EU?

      Sorry...should have known this image would be scaled down!!

    Click here to see map in detail

     

    25 Juni

    Llama Song!!

    Pause the i-Pod in lower left column to watch these in-frame!! 

     

    WHAT THE...!!!??##!?!

     
     
      
     
     
     

    Some Clever Packaging

     

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    My Other Site - Now with translation!!


    This is the link to my other website...




    This website is dedicated to all things documentary. You can watch them online for free, or buy them on DVD.


    Check it out!!!!!!!
     
    23 Juni

    Its Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!

     
    Pause the i-Pod in lower left column to watch these in-frame!! 
    I first saw Brian the dog sing this on Family Guy...
     
        
     
    ...can't get it out of head today!!!
     
    22 Juni

    The Microsoft Big-Arsed Table

     
    Pause the i-Pod in lower left column to watch these in-frame!!
    I gotta get me one of these...
     
     
        
     
     
     
    ...but on second thoughts, maybe not!!!
     
     
     
        
     
     
     

    My Other Site

     
    This is the link to my other website...



    This website is dedicated to all things documentary. You can watch them online for free, or buy them on DVD.


    Check it out!!!!!!!

    Timing is Everything

     

    When would be the best time to arrest these criminals?

     

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    Waiting didn't help make it easier to bring Kissenger, Nixon and many others to justice...

     

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    Maybe kidnaping and torture to death ala Guantanamo & Abu Ghraib is the answer?!??!

     

     

    21 Juni

    Curse of the Spell Checker

     

    'Spell Checker Blues'

    Eye halve a spelling chequer
    It came with my pea sea
    It plainly marques four my revue
    Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
    
    Eye strike a key and type a word
    And weight four it two say
    Weather eye am wrong oar write
    It shows me strait a weigh.
    
    As soon as a mist ache is maid
    It nose bee fore two long
    And eye can put the error rite
    Its rarely ever wrong.
    
    Eye have run this poem threw it
    I am shore your pleased two no
    Its letter perfect in it's weigh
    My chequer tolled me sew.
    
    

    The Plane!

     
    Sorry the picture quality is not so good on this one...
     
     
     
     
     
      
     
     
    ...but it's still very funny!!!!!!!!!
     
    Click pause on the i-Pod in the left column to turn off my music if you want to watch this in-frame!!
     
     
    20 Juni

    Gitmo Goodbye?!??!

     

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    Guantanamo Bay prisoners can go before U.S. federal judges to challenge their years-long detention, the Supreme Court ruled on Thursday in a landmark decision that delivered a stinging setback for President George W. Bush's policies.

    By a 5-4 vote, the nation's highest court struck down the law Bush pushed through the Republican-led Congress in 2006 that took away the habeas corpus rights of the terrorism suspects to seek full judicial review of their detention.

    "We'll abide by the court's decision. That doesn't mean I have to agree with it," Bush told a news conference in Rome, where he was on a weeklong European visit. "We'll study this opinion and we'll do so ... to determine whether or not additional legislation might be appropriate."

    In its fourth major ruling rejecting the administration's war-on-terrorism arguments, the Supreme Court restored the detainees' rights under habeas corpus, a long-standing legal principle by which people can challenge their imprisonment.

    "The laws and Constitution are designed to survive, and remain in force, in extraordinary times. Liberty and security can be reconciled; and in our system they are reconciled within the framework of the law," Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote in the court's 70-page majority opinion.

    Some detainees have been held for six years, without any definitive judicial determination of their detention, he said, adding the war on terrorism, which began Sept 11, 2001, has already become among the longest wars in American history.

    Kennedy said Congress had failed to create an adequate alternative for the prisoners held at the U.S. military base in Cuba to contest their detention.

     

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    International Steal Something Day!

     
    Today is "International Steal Something Day"...
     
     
     
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    ...be sure to do your part and steal something today!!
     
     

    The Coaster!

     

     

    If this is how I look on rollercoasters...

     

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    ...I'll never ride another!!!!!

     

    The Blonde

     
    I am sorry if you are a blonde...please don't take the following personally!!
     
    6 degrees of blonde
     
     
    FIRST DEGREE
    A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
    The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
    and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
    The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife said, 'I don't know,
    some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
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    SECOND DEGREE
    Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on
    the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the
    mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second blonde
    says, 'Here, let me see!' So the first blonde hands her the compact.
    The second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
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    THIRD DEGREE
    A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her,
    so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment
    unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him
    in the arms of a redhead.
     
    Well, the blonde is really angry.
     
    She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
    she is overcome with grief.
     
    She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
    The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
    The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
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    FOURTH DEGREE
    A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
    She proudly says, 'Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them.'
    A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
    The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy: W.'
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    FIFTH DEGREE
    What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
    'Is it mine?'
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    SIXTH DEGREE
    Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
    ransacked and burglarized.
     
    She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
    The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
     
    As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog,
    then sat down on the steps.
     
    Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
    I call the police for help, and what do they do?
    They send me a BLIND policeman.'                                  
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    19 Juni

    The Wetsuit

     


    NEVER,
    NEVER,

    NEVER,

    NEVER,

    NEVER,

    NEVER,

    NEVER,

    NEVER,

    NEVER,

    NEVER,

    NEVER,

    NEVER,

    NEVER,

    NEVER,

    NEVER,

    NEVER,

    EVER...


    wetsuit fart

     

    ...fart in a wet suit!!!!!!!

     

    I Owe!!

     

    I owe, I owe...

     

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    ...it's off to work I go!!